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Horny Toad Guest House

2 Vlaun Dr., Simpson Bay, St Maarten-St Martin
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Oakdale, Connecticut
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4 reviews 4 reviews
3 hotel reviews
Reviews in 4 cities Reviews in 4 cities
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 12 May 2013

My hubby and I stayed here for 12 days in April/May. We've stayed at many places in SXM, but never one as wonderful as here. Rooms are spotless and have everything you could possibly need. You walk out your door and you're on the beach. The owner, Betty, is incredible. A real class act! Can't wait to go back again.... More

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Park City, Kansas
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4 hotel reviews
Reviews in 7 cities Reviews in 7 cities
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed 27 January 2013

My wife & I stayed here for 3 nights in Dec. '12, after Christmas. We enjoyed our stay on our 2nd floor room, overlooking the beautiful beach. We liked the sliding security gate, & all the amenities of our room. Betty the owner was great, & made our stay very enjoyable.

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Port-au-Prince, Haiti
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13 hotel reviews
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17 helpful votes 17 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 3 January 2013

My husband and I stayed in the upper unit (#2) and his sister and her son and grown daughter in the larger downstairs unit (#5). We went back and forth between both units over the course of our 5-day stay, but I prefer the upstairs oceanview rooms. In Dec/Jan there is a lovely breeze to keep you cool (though rooms... More

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Washington DC, District of Columbia
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Reviews in 4 cities Reviews in 4 cities
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4 of 5 stars Reviewed 1 January 2013

My boyfriend and I really enjoyed our stay here for 2 nights in October. Betty was incredibly gracious... we had an issue prior to traveling in that we sent in our deposit by check and she never received it. She held our reservation and let us pay her on good faith when we got there. The property is a gem:... More

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Stoke-on-Trent, United Kingdom
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15 hotel reviews
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32 helpful votes 32 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 1 July 2012

i stayed here when the volcano was erupting in iceland in 2010 last minute. after staying there for only a day i wanted the volcano to erupt for a bit longer what a stay. fabulous and lovely lady owner. big room with a kitchen with more appliances than i have in my own house! lovely partially outside shower area slightly... More

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Granby, Massachusetts
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2 helpful votes 2 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 14 May 2012

Ron and I spent 7 magical days and 6 unforgettable nights at the Horny Toad Guest House in St. Maarten. This was our first time to the island and to the Horny Toady, and it will not be our last. Our Honeymoon could not have been more perfect! Betty and her husband were incredibly welcoming, and surprised us on our... More

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Boone, NC
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed 29 April 2012

Several of my family and I are scattered all over East Coast, USA and met up in St. Maarten for a week of fun, sun, catching up, and getting away from the daily grind. We had 8 days divided beteween SXM and Saba and spent our SXM days with Betty here. She and her husband were wonderful hosts, everyone who... More

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Irving, Texas
2 reviews
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed 23 April 2012

I spent four delightful days at the Horny Toad, after two weeks at the Royal Islander. My goal was to relax and enjoy a quiet 70th birthday - and the folks at the Horny Toad exceeded my expectations in every way. The room was lovely, the daily maid service was luscious (especially the fresh flowers), the hosts were friendly and... More

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Winston, Oregon
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5 hotel reviews
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5 of 5 stars Reviewed 17 February 2012

Our stay at Horny Toad Guest House was PERFECT! It was exactly what we were looking for. Our room was right on the beach, and the view breathtaking. Everyone was SO nice and friendly! The rooms were clean and SO cute! The fresh flowers were breathtaking! Thank you for such a wonderful stay in St. Maarten! We will definitely be... More

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Columbus, Ohio
2 reviews
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4 helpful votes 4 helpful votes
5 of 5 stars Reviewed 23 July 2011

Our trip to SXM in Feb. was our ninth time on "our" island. We visit each year in Feb. to celebrate our anniversary (no kids on this trip!) by staying right where we got married! Yep, Mark & I had an AMAZING & TOTALLY UNFORGETABLE wedding with our toes in the sand, the water occasionally lapping at our feet as... More

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Also Known As:
Horny Toad Guest House Hotel Simpson Bay
Horny Toad Guest House Hotel
Address: 2 Vlaun Dr., Simpson Bay, St Maarten-St Martin
Region: Caribbean > St Maarten-St Martin > Sint Maarten > Simpson Bay
Amenities:
Free High-Speed Internet Free Parking
Hotel Style:
Ranked #2 of 5 B&Bs / Inns in Simpson Bay
Price range (per night): S$135 - 249

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