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Dick's Last Resort

$$ - $$$
American, Bar
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406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502 (Navarro)
+1 210-224-0026
11:00 - 01:00
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Sun - Thu 11:00 - 01:00
Fri - Sat 11:00 - 02:00
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62 reviews
30 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 16 helpful votes
Reviewed 4 days ago NEW via mobile

I had dinner here one night and it was super fun. The staff was very colorful and love to insult you or make perverted comments. Basically anything that pops into their head comes out of their mouth. The food is pretty good and they have awesome drinks too. I ended up getting the baby back ribs and when the server... More 

Thank Christinashawaii
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46 reviews
26 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 32 helpful votes
Reviewed 5 days ago NEW via mobile

I didn't mind they rudeness act nonsense. Did not like being told my beer was in a 18 dollar souvenir cup after I was charged for it. Keep walking down the river . There is a reason other places have a wait and dicks doesn't. I found out the hard way.

Thank ThisRicanGetsAround
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23 reviews
18 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 5 helpful votes
Reviewed 1 week ago

This spot is for adults with a thicker skin who do not want to talk with each other during meals. We have been here 3 times. Each time it was crowded and very loud. The gimmick of the restaurant is "insult comedy." The waiters and staff are crude and obnoxious. It can be fun but it can also be a... More 

Thank queendawn
Austin, Texas
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15 reviews
10 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 5 helpful votes
Reviewed 2 weeks ago

They think they are cool by insulting you, it is their theme. Well I can say it is not worth paying for their stupid games and mediocre food.

Thank b r
Pueblo, Colorado
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36 reviews
14 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 10 helpful votes
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Sat down with another couple and seen some extremely inappropriate thing written on made hats. We knew they were suppose to be rude mind you but they are extreme definitely no family friendly!!! We were greeted with en extreme rude comment and were asked if we knew why they were named Dicks, after he proceeded to explain we got up... More 

2 Thank Ljfez
Carrollton, Georgia
2 reviews
Reviewed 2 weeks ago via mobile

Really excited to go but that quickly faded with poor service, dingy seating, and overpriced drinks. The satisfied clientele has to be limited to drunks and kids celebrating their 21st birthday. Don't waste your time or money.

Thank MD676874
Las Vegas
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205 reviews
108 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 72 helpful votes
Reviewed 4 weeks ago

This is great place to have drinks and foods and enjoy the riverwalk and the people and boats as they go bye. The waiters are as funny as they can get away with. Be prepared to laugh and also get joked on.

Thank Greatplacesnv
Phenix City, Alabama
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18 reviews
13 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 3 helpful votes
Reviewed 4 weeks ago via mobile

Don't go here expecting the typical dining experience. The host is nice but that's where it ends. The wait staff is rude but it's ok to be rude back at them being part of the game The menu is on a chalkboard on the wall. The food is really good offering gator bites as an appetizer.

Thank qhorne62
Austin, Texas
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124 reviews
60 restaurant reviews
common_n_restaurant_reviews_1bd8 23 helpful votes
Reviewed 19 March 2017

Finally took our kids here for lunch (ages 13 and 14). The servers are known for being "rude" and make everyone wear funny hats. It's really fun, but not really appropriate for younger kids. Most of the labels on the hats have sexual references. I'm sure it's much worse at night. It was a good laugh though. Food was probably... More 

Thank Rachel M
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Reviewed 16 March 2017 via mobile

Visited this place cuz I heard it was a fun experience. But that's just it....it's all about the insulting and offensive hats. That's it! The food was absolutely the worst I have EVER had, and I've traveled and eaten at many different restaurants in many cities. What a disappointment! If I wanted wanted canned corn and bland white rice, I... More 

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Restaurant Details

Rating summary
  • Food
    3 of 5 bubbles
    3 of 5 bubbles
  • Value
    2.5 of 5 bubbles
    3.5 of 5 bubbles
Average prices
US$20 - US$30
American, Bar
Lunch, Dinner, After-hours, Drinks
Restaurant features
Takeout, Reservations, Outdoor Seating, Seating, Waitstaff, Street Parking, Television, Wheelchair Accessible, Serves Alcohol, Full Bar, Accepts American Express, Accepts Mastercard, Accepts Visa, Accepts Discover, Highchairs Available
Dining Style
Casual Dining
Good for
Bar Scene, View, Groups
Open Hours
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 01:00
11:00 - 02:00
11:00 - 02:00
Location and Contact Information
  • Address: 406 Navarro St, San Antonio, TX 78205-2502
  • Location: United States  >  Texas (TX)  >  San Antonio
  • Phone Number: +1 210-224-0026
From rug-rats to old farts, from high-class to no-class, from the top of the food chain to the bottom of the barrel, it's fun for all and all in fun for those who dare to enter! Sit back and watch, or join in the fun. Dick's has always been known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic waitstaff who inflict humor upon our guests. Our atmosphere makes everyone feel like they're temporarily breaking all the rules... and getting away with it. Our servers always provide live entertainment, but if yer unlucky enough, you may even catch a questionable band playing classic rock, and there's never a cover charge... You may end up wearing a 2ft tall paper hat complete with a humorous slogan, or doused in a sea of napkins. There's never a dull moment in this 3-ring circus which is exactly how we earned our infamous reputation! Birthdays, bachelorettes, retirements, graduations, teams, school groups, divorces, funerals, corporate, holiday parties, etc... YOU NAME IT, WE CELEBRATE IT!!

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