isnt it amazing that people who are removed from an aircraft (not for passing wind, but for disruption) always turn out to be "law students" ?

Have you ever eaten Jerusalem artichokes and been able to hold a fart in afterwards........... impossible.

A case of “ Flight Attendants React Tactfully” or F.A.R.T for short.

It’s natural to fart a little as the airplane adjusts to the pressure.

However if the person in question could play a bugle out of their behind, and continue to do so, I can see their fellow passengers annoyance.

Gives turbulence a whole new meaning....

They should have 'blown' Duelling Banjos and at least kept everyone entertained.

Was 'Blazing Saddles' the in'-flight movie?!

SWT

no. it was "gone with the wind".

7 hours on a crappy Transavia 737 with no IFE and having to buy your own food would be bad enough without having to put up with that 5hit.

I have to admit, I was surprised to hear Transavia flew to Dubai.

I can live with a 2 hr flight on a budget airline, but that’s it. 7 hrs ?, not for me thankyou.