Let me begin by saying that I am not picky. I've stayed in some pretty dingy places when the price was right with no problem. However, based on reviews posted on this site I decided to stay at the Francis Arlene. I had planned to stay 3 nights but left after only 1 night [Aug. 13, 2006] because my experience was so bad.
First of all, the air conditioner in my room didn't work and no one was around to fix it since I arrived close to 10 pm. The next problem I discovered was that the toliet was broken and didn't flush. Finally, upon waking up the next morning, the water in the shower turned from cold to scalding hot so fast I didn't have time to move out of the way before it burned me. The staff was unhelpful and and borderline rude throughout my ordeal so I moved on to the Meson del Bucanero [which I highly recommend].
Although I was disturbed by my experience I wasn't planning on writing a review here until tonight.... I met 3 new friends from the UK a couple of days ago who are currently staying at the Francis Arlene [they paid in advance so they are stuck]. After buying some beer we decided to go relax and pre party on their balcony before we went out for the night.
We got there around 9,30 pm and by 10 pm the receptionist came up and said that I had to leave because I wasn't a guest of the hotel. Although she was pleasant enough, 5 min. later the "manager" can up and very sternly said that I had to leave right then. I asked her to explain their policy and she adamantly refused, started yelling at me to leave and said that it was the owner's policy [who was conveniently in Cancun]. She was incredibly rude and irrational and I wasn't in the mood to fight with her so I left.
Why am I reconunting this story here? Because there are plenty of other places to stay in Isla where the people are genuinely nice and friendly. Everything about the Francis Arlene is the exact opposite. I have traveled to Mexico on at least 8 other occassions, I speak Spanish fluently, and I have never been treated so poorly in this country. Spend your money somewhere else, this place is the pits.