...and of course i'm being VERY sarcastic!
the rooms of this hotel are small just like the towels...they barely cover your body.
what else can i add? the owner of the place tends to be a little slow when it comes to getting jokes, but i hope he wont get mad in this case.
so dont worry dear Christian 'cause i'm just kidding...
your hotel is amazing and not 'cause it's perfect but 'cause it is something better than perfect: it feels like home.