As promised here is my honest review of our two weeks it's long but fair and id quite happily elaborate on anything further.
Arrival:
Day 1 was simply dreadful but luckily it wasn't a sign for the rest of the holiday. We booked through Sunmaster, our transfer wasn't at the airport so we ended up being 'chucked' on a couple of coaches before one took us to the hotel. Hotel wasn't ready on arrival but not the end of the world as we were there before 2. As we were messed around we had no chance to draw out money therefore when I went to pay the room tax to be told I couldn't pay by card hacked me off a little especially as the cash machines I was told to go to didn't work and ended up paying a taxi to go to the nearest village (Sahline ) all whilst my passports were surrendered. Reception weren't particularly empathetic about it either....unfortunately I am still trying to work out what their purpose was throughout the holiday as it seemed whenever I went to reception they didn't have much of an idea and were pretty unhelpful.
Room
Room was pretty standard for what we paid and we didn't pay an awful lot. However four single beds, one was broken on the corner and the floor was filthy underneath. Anyone with major asthma wouldn't cope if they had to pick up anything under it, bathroom was clean ish although there were some metal holdings just sticking out of the bath. A funny chalk like material on the balcony often meant we had to avoid the entire left hand side. Todays day and age.... 2 plugs in the whole room for a family of four and that's cause we unplugged the TV that didn't actually work very well but wasn't planning on watching it and another in the bathroom! We didn't complain to be moved rooms as it seemed pointless surely the standards should be set, a clean room. Beds were comfortable enough though and the air con was fantastic. We also then discovered towards the end of the holiday that our room could be opened without the key.
Bar Staff and Waiters
Amazing! They couldn't do enough for anyone. Always friendly, greeted us with a smile and a handshake and were fantastic with our kids a lovely touch on our last night decorating the table for my little man's birthday too. Unfortunately I didn't get all the names of the ones we had most interaction with but the 'main guy' in the mornings with the older guy with glasses and then the guy in the photo below.
Lifeguards/Swimming Pool
Arguably made the holiday for us, they were fantastic, great fun with the kids and fantastic at their job. Apart from first aid, I'm not sure what the requirements are in Tunisia for a lifeguard however in England you definitely need to be first aid trained. Our lad took a bang to the head on the slides and his back of his head swelled up like a golf ball, it took a rather worried mother and persuasion just for someone to check and get some ice although twenty minutes later he was being iced I still wasn't confident the young man was sure about what to check for so we dealt with it in the end. Again, on his birthday the lifeguards did a little song and dance chucked him in the pool etc and they were great jokers the whole holiday. The swimming pool was quite pleasant and the slides were good fun. The smaller kids pool had someone poo in it which was scooped out with a cup then business as usual... Make of that what you will. Not many used the kids pool after the pool party as the foam was still present for two days after.
Food/Drink
Food was OK at best.... 2 weeks of quite similar buffet food wasn't ideal. I had a stomach ache for eleven days of the holiday. Not sure if that was caused by the food/water or simply a bug though. I couldn't understand why the label just said 'beef' or 'chicken' etc with no real clue what the sauce or other ingredients were to help people choose. The queue for pizza, chips and chicken nuggets was always the biggest, I think the hotel can take a hint there. 3 hours for breakfast 2 and a half for dinner but only 1.5 hours for lunch meant lunchtime was unbearably busy, the staff and the chefs struggled with the capacity during that time. We went out for food twice and were glad of the break. There is a fantastic Hard Rock Cafe in Port El Kantouri which will cost 60 to 80 dinar (20 to 25 quid) in the taxi and they will drop off and pick up. The food there was amazing and for us four having a starter, main and drinks (including a couple of cocktails) cost around fifty pound. There is also a restaurant called malibu space about five minutes walk which was decent too, a little bit more pricey but not too bad, the steak was delightful (11 quid). Drinks were your standard, coke, sprite, Fanta, some random juices which were strange, wine, vodka, rum, gin, whisky and beer included in the all inclusive. Not a bad selection but you'll be lucky if any of it was cold! I had two cold drinks the whole holiday. You will often be pushed asidein the queue by a certain contingent who will read this - but you weren't queuing for love nor money and I have to admit I don't think your attitudes particularly impressed the staff either who were quite vocal about it but then they still catered for the majority. My partner often got in arguments cause of the rudeness of thinkingthey had priority.
Excursions
We didn't do a huge amount, the pirate trip from Monastir organised through the blokes wondering around the hotel was good, you get some food but there are hidden charges, you have to pay for drinks on board about 5 dinar per drink and also they try to get you to buy bandanas and photos on board too. Make sure you barter the price down they start high. It's a lively trip and they do hang around to see some dolphins though we didn't see too much of them I had heard others who went on a different day did. We also did a free bus trip to Sousse Market organised by 'Fetthi', a lovely chap and very knowledgeable however just be wary he is quite clearly working as part of a group and earns commission by taking you into the shops to buy and those in the market can be quite forceful. But Fetthi himself was fantastic the whole holiday very friendly and could advise more than most.
Entertainment/Animation Team
In all honesty this was the disappointment for me. The main animation (who were about all day) barely made an effort with us unless they wanted someone to make a fool of themselves on stage as they needed English to go up. The entertainment manager (Ben I think his name) was a good laugh and the youngest lady Sousa, whos older sister also worked there in the first week but we never spoke to her, was lovely in the kids club. The entertainment wasn't great and a bit desperate at times... The hotel need to invest in this I felt the team were overworked and more variety needed.
The hotel
Relatively well maintained in the main lobby and surrounding areas. Toilets weren't always in good nick including water from the 'butt washers' leaking and being left on so flooding the cubicles. Though behind the pay bar there were some toilets that weren't in bad nick. Quite a laissez-faire approach to a lot of things including the cleansiness of the halls to the rooms, I notified reception of a wasps nest being built in the fire exit sign on one of the doors, being allergic to wasps myself my first concern was children going near the nest. The maintenance simply flicked it off with a screwdriver.... Needless to say the horrible little cretins returned the following day.... Don't go to the hotel if you can't live without your phone or social media the WiFi is particularly poor and struggles with the bandwidth of so many people. I often caught up on socials after needing to secure our sunbeds at 630 in the morning. There is a beach belonging to the hotel, I would definitely recommend going for a swim it was beautiful.
Departure:
Reception had no idea about transfers to the airport the day before claiming its all done online, which is fine had we been told. Nevertheless we phoned the company in the end, giving us a pick up time . For them not to turn up sending us into panic mode yesterday and having to pay for another coach to take us... We'll be taking that up with Sunmaster!
Overall
We were disappointed to find out after we arrived the hotel had changed (on Sunmaster) from a 4 to a 3 star hotel without confirmation to us however it was definitely no more than a 3. We had a good time overall and were very rarely bored however unfortunately we will not be immediately returning, the hotel is too far away from the real tourist areas and Tunisia as a whole maybe not for us but we may return when the kids are older. But strangely we were sad to be leaving but at the same time ready to go, I would say 10 nights is enough. I will say if you are a single mum or a very pretty woman you will be looked after and spoken to a lot, I was looked after by some but I also am a very fair tipper. I can't honestly say I would recommend the hotel as I think some would be disappointed but then again some wouldn't so hence my really extensive honest review. The 'really friendly' manager that said we had nothing to worry about pre holiday.... Never spoke to us... However had no hesitation in speaking to the newly arrived 4 English girls (mother and three daughters) on their first day, again reflects my point above. At one point it was just me and him in the bar.... No word said. The waiters, bar staff and lifeguards are the heartbeat and blood of that hotel. We also met some great families and hopefully will keep in touch. Tunisia really want the Brits back and I think over the years it will happen.