Background: We are an early 30s couple that has experience with nude vacationing and lifestyle activities. This concept is not new to us and this review is not based on the shock factor of being in such an environment.
This place is very poorly run. So much so, that after seeing our room, got back in our car and left. Paid triple as much to stay at the Courtyard in Portland and are very happy we did.
We showed up for an overnight stay at the B&B. There was no host/greeter at the house or even a "front desk" to which you can come to for help. I know its a B&B, but most have this feature. So we spend 10 min walking around the house and property trying to figure out who to talk to.
Finally found a person who was ?assisting? the owner. After a few more minutes of waiting, he showed us to our room BTW, he was naked from the waist down. That makes its REALLY easy to tell him apart from the other patrons... wait... no it doesn't.
The room is tiny. Had its own toilet and sink but shared shower. Closet was filled with junk. TV was hung on the corner of the wall that is perfectly at head level for a 6ft tall person, so head injury should be common in this room. Sheets were ones you would see at Grandma's house.
The worst part about this place is how run down everything is. There is a wide gap between Rustic and Nasty and this place was on the other side of Nasty. Kitchen was dirty with personal mail all over the table. Floor was gritty and felt like it wasn't mopped in weeks. We didn't even tour the actual pool and sauna as the buildings looking like they were going to fall down any minute.
Here is the kicker... they want you to get naked and enjoy it??? How? I felt like I needed a has-mat suite just to be there... I don't want to be naked in that!
As mentioned earlier, after being there for 15 min, we got back in our car and left. Took us 1 hour to find another place to stay.
- Also Known As:
- Richmond Sauna Hotel Richmond